Friday, July 14, 2006

Club Breaks Record as Sox Lose Again

Forgive this writer if the details are little sketchy, but in a memorable evening at Centene Stadium last night, the Thirsty Thursday Club, with a little help from their friends, shattered the old record of 55 beers and finally topped the century mark. The Sox got pounded and were out of the game early, which ruined any effective heckling by the Club. President Jeff Andreoli would not recall the "don't heckle our own team rule," despite the fact that the Sox deserved it in exchange for their poor play. Regardless, a great time was had by all official (9 Club members were in attendance - a new record) and nonofficial members. We pissed off some players, some coaches, some ushers, the mascot, and one ornery grounds keeping bastard. We hung "K"s on the wall for every opposing strikeout, and did not stop when we ran out of pre-made signs. We started the Burke chant for the opposing pitcher, and heckled their 3rd baseman Shawn so bad he went 2 for 3 with 4 RBIs. It tough to figure out whether the Club is an asset or a detriment to the White Sox. But one thing's for sure: they sure do help the concession stands make money.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the dude with the nice legs?


3:59 PM  
Blogger Scotty #13 said...

I think we helped the Sox out substantially. It seems that by not verbally abusing the Sox they were able to regain some confidence and somehow gain some momentum for their next two games, defeating the Chukars and bringing their record 1 game short of .500!

10:21 AM  
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