Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Lawmakers Seek Heckling Assistance

As issues in the Middle East continue to heat up, new methods of reaching a resolution are beginning to surface. In fact, according to Middle East Online there was “a stormy extraordinary session of parliament that was repeatedly interrupted by angry heckles from Israeli Arab lawmakers, two of whom were evicted from the chamber.”

Following their removal, the Thirsty Thursday Club (TTC) was contacted by one of the lawmaker's representatives, who wished to remain anonymous. According to TTC sources, the Israeli Arab lawmakers were seeking information on honing their heckling skills. While TTC President Jared “Great Falls Ten” Smith stated he could not comment directly on the case, he did provide the following tips for all hecklers. “The key to heckling is to keep it family friendly,” Smith noted. “As long as you pick your spots and keep it PG, they have no grounds to eject you.”

"By consulting with the TTC, our Middle Eastern hecklers are sure to have greater success," Scotty Simpson stated. Photographers were able to obtain the above photo displaying Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's reaction to some new possible heckles.

You can read the entire article detailing the parliamentary fiasco here.

4 Comments:

Blogger Oli #19 said...

Listen, we don't have time to deal with these insignificant political issues. There's Pioneer League losers to heckle. Refer them to our international office, headquartered in Signapore.

2:52 PM  
Blogger sally #10 said...

I should have known that this international attention was coming after that time that we tryed Thirsty Thursday in Japan. Who knew that they actually liked the heckles?

10:04 AM  
Blogger Jared #32 said...

Where's Signapore?

4:36 PM  
Blogger Oli #19 said...

Signapore. It's right next to the Phippillines.

6:36 PM  

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